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Total Medals Earned: 1,011 (From 233 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,125 Points

Da Pink Knight

Medals Earned: 6/10 (300/485 points)

JuiceyKisses 25 Points

Use magic as the final blow on the boss.

YouWin 25 Points

You Win.

DreidelPower 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.

MaryPoppinz 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.

PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points

Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.

Tilt 100 Points

Beat the game with a certain score..

TKO 10 Points

Dizzy the boss before first armor break.

OneBigClusterFart 25 Points

Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.

CuttinOutSweets 50 Points

Beat the game without getting a dizzy.

TimeAttack 100 Points

Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Darnell's Recount

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/415 points)

DownForwardPunch 5 Points

View the COMBOS page.

Floatin 5 Points

Master the Fire Flip.

Teh Intran3tz 5 Points

Visit the links page.

The Election 5 Points

View the intro movie.

Medication 10 Points

Drink the mystery potion.

Evil Dead 10 Points

Get your chainsaw on!

SupaSpy 25 Points

Find all 6 secret areas.

Thanks... 25 Points

Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.

Toasty 25 Points

Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.

Animal Control 50 Points

Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.

Recount 50 Points

Defeat the class president.

UberPWNT 50 Points

Shut down the UberBot.

Yes We Can! 50 Points

Beat the game.

Must be the Afro. 100 Points

Beat the game without dying.

Days Of Blood

Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/460 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Kill your first enemy!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Angry Knight 5 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Awkward Moment 5 Points

Die without killing anyone... awkward...

Flying death 5 Points

Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!

Shield Trash 5 Points

Kill 10 Enemies using your shield

Dead from above 10 Points

Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!

Furious Knight 10 Points

Kill 200 Enemies

Patient Player 10 Points

Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.

Shield Rage 10 Points

Kill 25 Enemies using your shield

Vicious Knight 10 Points

Kill 300 Enemies

Boom! Who's your daddy? 25 Points

Kill 80 Enemies using your shield

Killer 25 Points

Kill 400 Enemies

Medieval Sniper 25 Points

Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!

My Shield Is My Weapon 25 Points

Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!

Shield Time Baby! 25 Points

Kill 50 Enemies using your shield

Blood for Dinner 50 Points

Kill 500 Enemies

Epic 50 Points

Kill all 666 enemies without dying.

Live To Kill 50 Points

Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!

Ultimate Killing Machine 100 Points

Kill Everyone!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Death Count

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/80 points)

Wow, that was easy! 5 Points

Beat the first level!

Avoiding the spikes! 5 Points

Beat level 6

Wow, that's clever! 5 Points

Beat the puzzle level!

Blue!!! 10 Points

Reach the hard levels!

Congratulations, you died A LOT! 25 Points

You beat the hardest level in the game!

You finished the game! 25 Points

Wohooo!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

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Depict1

Medals Earned: 6/10 (120/275 points)

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Die Hipster!

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points

prostration

01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points

impossibru!

010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

020 dies

030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

030 dies

040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

040 dies

050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

050 dies

060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

060 dies

070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

070 dies

080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

080 dies

090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

090 dies

100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

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Dravalanche

Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/25 points)

Rescued 10 Points

Rescue all the villagers

Slayer 10 Points

Defeat the dragon

Death by Dravalanche 5 Points

Fall to your death